Living a lie

It’s five o’clock in Seattle.

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 19:48:41 -0400

It’s five o’clock in Seattle.

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Sat, 29 Sep 2012 19:43:34 -0400

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Sat, 29 Sep 2012 19:36:48 -0400

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Sat, 29 Sep 2012 19:34:34 -0400

I bet none of you even noticed I was gone.

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 19:13:09 -0400

Not that I possess the ability to give a shit about it.

All this fucking paper work...

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 21:19:02 -0400

offwiththeir-heads:

Best train I’ve ever been on. Coming out for drinks?

Damn straight.

Is that even a question?

All this fucking paper work...

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 21:10:01 -0400

offwiththeir-heads:

Bless the paper work that made me choose this class.

Definitely a good choice. Glad to have you aboard the NGAS Train. Means, Not Giving A Shit.

All this fucking paper work...

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 21:07:23 -0400

offwiththeir-heads:

Best teachers ever if you ask me.

Easily. Plus, I take the class on field-trips like every week almost. Less work for us.

All this fucking paper work...

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 21:02:38 -0400

offwiththeir-heads:

You honestly don’t care do you… Because I just gave all the kids like A’s and shit.

Honestly, no. I don’t give a shit. That’s what I do.

All this fucking paper work...

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 20:59:45 -0400

offwiththeir-heads:

I think I’m done with the paper work for today.

Paper wor….oh. Okay. Well, good.

Good job.

All this fucking paper work...

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 20:52:51 -0400

offwiththeir-heads:

Where the hell is Sally.

You called?

I guess I should reappear, huh?

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 17:09:40 -0400

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Tue, 19 Jun 2012 20:09:56 -0400

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Sun, 17 Jun 2012 19:17:15 -0400

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Fri, 15 Jun 2012 13:35:36 -0400

Convinced the nurses to play poker with me...

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 22:45:02 -0400

Have I ever mentioned....

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 21:42:05 -0400

if-i-had-any:

Well your father sounds like mine then and they can both suck a dick and choke on it. Don’t worry, Sally. I’ll be fine.

I like that idea, haha. Alright, if you’re sure.

Have I ever mentioned....

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 21:04:35 -0400

if-i-had-any:

Well whoever George is, he can suck it. I’m not supposed to go anywhere either. But you know what? I honestly don’t care.

He’s my father, but I usually just refer to him as George or the sperm donor of my life. Seriously, Meg. If you make it so you have spend more time in here just to come see me…

Have I ever mentioned....

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:58:52 -0400

if-i-had-any:

Shit! Thank fuck you’re still alive though! Oh my god, I’ll be right there. Just…hold on. What am I saying. Fuck.

I’m sure George would disagree with you on that one. I’d offer to come to you instead, but the doctor won’t let me go anywhere unless someone’s helping me, and Roger’s not here at the moment to help, so.

Have I ever mentioned....

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:51:58 -0400

if-i-had-any:

That must have sucked. But at least you liked it here, that makes shit a lot better than just waiting around.

Shit! Sally! Are you okay!? Wait, scratch that. It was a stupid question. You were in a plane crash? Fuck everything, I’ll be to your room in a split second.

I liked it here better than my actual house.

Yeah, I was maybe kind of in a plane crash. Apparently I got the worst of the injuries, and shouldn’t have survived. Who knew. Alright. Then I can interrogate you on why you’re here.